urbancatfitters: im getting real tired of not being cool and rich
kanyewesticle: it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
bdsm-sex-relationship-guide: Rule #1 to giving a good handjob: use your mouth
boy is your name homework cause im not doing you and i should be
Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right.– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via theerathatroared)
doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
please tell me which part of yourself you hate the most so I know exactly where to plant my lips every time I see you